These jokes are a mix of humor and absurdity with clever twists.
- Heaven Is Not for Everyone – A priest and a taxi driver both die, but the priest gets a small cabin while the taxi driver gets a mansion. The twist: during the priest’s sermons, people slept, but when the driver drove, they prayed!
- Bus Driver Versus the Elderly – An old woman keeps giving peanuts to the bus driver, but it turns out she’s just sucking the chocolate off them before giving them away. Hilarious!
- The Stranded Driver and the Horse – A man’s car gets stuck, and a farmer calls his horse by different names to get it moving. The punchline: the horse is blind, so it needed to think it wasn’t pulling alone!
- Police Officer Versus Driver – A driver is caught speeding with machetes in his car. He starts juggling them to prove he’s a juggler, confusing a passing driver who thinks it’s a sobriety test.
- A Truck Driver and His Emu – A truck driver and his emu always order the same meal at a diner. The twist: the truck driver’s genie wish gave him exact change every time, and the emu’s wish was for a bird who agrees with everything!
- Cab Driver Versus Drunk Passengers – A cab driver pranks his drunk passengers, pretending they’ve arrived. When one slaps him, he says, “Watch your speed!” thinking they’ve almost died.
These jokes rely on irony, absurdity, and surprise to create humor.
