Wealthy Neighbor’s Son Shattered My Window with a Ball — They Declined to Compensate, but Fate Struck from an Unexpected Source
When my snooty neighbor’s son sent a baseball crashing through my window, I expected an apology and a repair. Instead, they refused to pay and threatened me. But karma swung in from the most unexpected direction with a much better payback!
Attention, peeps! Picture this: You’re setting the table with a meal you’ve poured your heart and soul into. Suddenly—WHAM! A baseball crashes through your window, shattering glass and plopping right into your dessert. Worse yet, your little girl was mere inches from getting her head smacked. Scary, right? Well, that’s exactly what happened to me.
I’m Angela, 36, proud single mom to my little firecracker Penny (6), and fur-mom to Pancy the poodle and Bella the cat.
The four of us live in a cozy cottage at the end of Maple Street, a picturesque slice of suburban heaven.
Our little family portrait would make Norman Rockwell weep with joy. But every masterpiece needs a villain, and ours lives right next door.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the bane of my existence: Baron Bigshot.
Okay, that’s not his real name. But trust me, it fits him like a custom-tailored Armani suit (which he probably owns a dozen of).
Picture a middle-aged man with a perpetual scowl and a watch that costs more than my yearly salary. That’s Baron Bigshot for you.
Now, I’m not one to judge people based on their bank accounts. But when your neighbor’s lifestyle starts interfering with your peace of mind, that’s where I draw the line.
Now, on to that fateful Saturday morning when it all started.
“Mom, can I play outside?” Penny asked, her big glistening eyes pleading.
I sighed, glancing at the window. “Sorry, sweetie. Baron Big… I mean, Mr. Next Door’s son is playing baseball again.”
Penny’s face fell. “But why can’t I play in our yard?”
How do you explain to a six-year-old that our yard has become a war zone, thanks to our neighbor’s spawn and his inability to aim?
It all started a few months ago when Baron Bigshot’s “precious little angel” (15-year-old holy terror) discovered baseball.
Now, I’m all for kids being active, but this wasn’t just playing. This was like living next to a batting cage run by a group of caffeinated squirrels.
The neighborhood became a minefield of flying baseballs.
Poor Mrs. Franklin got the shock of her life while gardening. There she was, bottom-up, pulling weeds, when—THWACK! A fastball introduced itself to her butt. Ouch!
“Oh, dear Lord!” she’d shrieked, jumping up like a startled cat. I would’ve laughed if I wasn’t so horrified.
Then there was Mr. Johnson. Sweet old Mr. Johnson who loved nothing more than to read Hemingway on his porch.
One minute he was lost in “The Old Man and the Sea,” and the next he was seeing stars, and not the metaphorical kind.
“I’ve lived through war,” he’d grumbled as the paramedics loaded him into the ambulance, “but I never thought I’d be taken down by a teenager with a baseball.”
One by one, our neighbors began fortifying their homes. Windows disappeared behind wooden planks, turning our charming street into a bizarre hybrid of Mayberry and a zombie apocalypse movie set.
But me? I held out. Call it stubbornness or plain old foolishness, but I refused to board up my windows like we were preparing for a hurricane.
That front window was Pancy and Bella’s favorite sunbathing spot, and by God, I wasn’t going to take that away from them.
“You’re playing with fire, Angela,” Mrs. Stewart warned me one day. “That boy’s aim is about as good as a drunk playing darts.”
I just shrugged. “What are the odds, right?”
Well, apparently, the odds were not in my favor. Because on that fateful Saturday, as I was putting the finishing touches on lunch, it happened.
Penny was sprawled on the living room floor, her coloring books spread around her like a rainbow explosion. Pancy and Bella were curled up nearby, occasionally casting longing glances at the blueberry pie cooling on the windowsill.
I was humming to myself, feeling like a domestic goddess, when suddenly—CRASH!
The sound of shattering glass filled the air, followed by a dull “plop.” Time seemed to slow down as I turned, watching in horror as shards of glass rained down, narrowly missing Penny’s head.
“Mommy!” she wailed, her eyes wide with fear.
I rushed to her, scooping her up and checking for injuries. “It’s okay, baby. Mommy’s got you.”
But as I held my trembling daughter, I felt something else rising in me. Rage. Pure, unadulterated rage.