Man’s Girlfriend Gives Him an Ultimatum: “It’s Me or the Dog” — His Response? Priceless
Moving in together is a big step in any relationship. It’s when things get serious… and sometimes, when dealbreakers come to light.
That’s exactly what happened to one man whose girlfriend suddenly revealed a hard truth: she couldn’t stand his beagle, Molly.
She loved him, sure. She wanted a future together. But Molly? Not so much.
In fact, she hated the dog. So much so that she issued an ultimatum: “It’s me or the dog.”
Now, for some people, that might be a tough decision. But for this guy? Not at all.
He took to Craigslist and posted the following ad:
“My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. SO I have to rehome her.
She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I’ve had her for 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance—especially the nails, but she loves having them done.
Stays up all night yapping but sleeps all day while I work. Only eats the most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door or give you unconditional love when you’re down.
Does not bite, but she can be mean as hell!”
Then he added the punchline:
“So… if anyone’s interested in my 30-year-old, selfish, gold-digging girlfriend, come get her. Me and my dog are staying right here.”
The post went viral almost instantly. And while some might think it’s just a joke, the message behind it is loud and clear: real love—loyal, dependable, and unconditional—comes on four legs and wags its tail when you walk in the door.
Honestly? He made the right choice.
